Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine myself entering a bank, wearing a mask, and asking for money. 😄
• Never thought my hands would one day consume more alcohol than my liver... ever!😝
• Lockdown seems like a Netflix series: just when you think it's over, they release the next season.🤩
• I’m starting to like this mask thing. I went to the supermarket yesterday, and two people that I don’t like didn’t recognize me. 🤪
• Those complaining that we didn’t have enough holidays, what now? 😍
• I need to socially distance myself from my fridge; I tested positive for excess weight! 😋
• I’m not planning on adding 2020 to my age. I didn’t even use it! I don't know about 2021. Does it exist?😁
• We want to publicly apologize to the year 2019 for all the bad things we said about it. 😃
• To all the ladies who were praying for their husbands to spend more time with them — how are you doing? 🤣
• My washing machine only accepts pajamas these days. I put in a pair of jeans and a message popped up: “Stay Home" 😂
2019: Avoid negative people
2020: Avoid positive people
2021: Avoid people because you don’t know if they are positive or negative
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